Saturday, November 21, 2009

Read All About It: Jewell, Reinterpreted, Reimagined (reprint from The Hilltop Monitor)

So as promised, this is the repost from The Hilltop Monitor that was finally posted today.  Enjoy Mr. Lopez's well-written story:





     Back in October, an anonymous blogger appeared writing under the pseudonym Jewelley Williams, a fairly obvious distortion of the name of this great institution. Along with Williams came a blog with a decidedly different view of William Jewell College, The Hillbottom Monitor, the title being another distortion of one of the college’s hallmarks: The Hilltop Monitor. One Facebook quiz and numerous friend requests later, Jewelley Williams is something of a small celebrity due in no small part to the author’s anonymity but also the so far controversial content of the blog.
     “The blog was created because I was reading the Hilltop Monitor and noticed how ambiguous the language of the editorial columns tends to be,” Williams said. “As in, they're open to a variety of interpretations, not just my ‘in the gutter’ ones, which you'll see in upcoming content [on my blog].”
     Williams writes under a false name because this allows her greater creative latitude in the subjects she discusses. “I created [the blog anonymously] because it allows for more free expression,” Willaims said. “Plus, the mystery of who I am creates buzz and interest.”
     Though, Williams said that she does not have a specific aim with The Hillbottom Monitor, nor does the writer have any one particular concern to address. “I'm not answering questions, just providing cultural commentary. That cannot be truly accomplished unless approached from the outside,” Williams said. “Distancing myself from the Jewell community makes it easier to irreverently comment on the culture holistically.”
     But does this distance make Williams inaccessible? The author resolutely replied, “absolutely not.”“I have responded to each message, chat, and other request on Facebook, Twitter, and the blog. I can be engaged very easily and encourage it,” said Williams. “The fact that I have an alumni currently hitting on me via facebook messages expresses the ‘non-static nature’ of my voice. It's been awkward in that situation, but all interactions have been entertaining.”
     Given that the name of both blog and the blogger are founded on distortions, it’s fitting that Williams’ career as an underground columnist should begin with a similar distortion. On October 23, The Hillbottom Monitor ran its first article titled, “Ménage á Jewell: Housing Policy Questions More Than Alcohol,” a reimaging of the Alison Ward’s staff column in the October 16 issue of the Hilltop Monitor. Ward’s complaint that, “I was informed that I would be required to live on campus for the rest of my college career,” morphed into, “I was informed that I would be required to live on campus for the rest of my college career, thus effectively ending my business as a Craigslist ‘entrepreneur’,” reading a sexual pun into the sentence. Again, Ward: “The story did not cover just another on-campus alcohol bust, but rather an incident that involved underage first-years and a newly designated senior-only residence hall.” And now, Williams: “The story did not cover just another on-campus alcohol bust, but rather an incident that involved underage first-years, a leather-cast swing and a newly designated senior-only residence hall,” the blogger wrote. “These factors considered, I have to admit that as a co-host of the event, I was disappointed that the Monitor had to cover it without including photos, videos or schematics.”
Williams argues that repossessing this column neutralizes a potential claim for slander. “I place no current students' names on the columns being published,” the blogger said. “They are published as interpretations of others' works.”
     Another entity that is being repossessed is the title of this paper, The Hilltop Monitor. Nevertheless, the blogger held that the title The Hillbottom Monitor is not a deliberate jab at this publication. “It is simply something that was easily associated with the campus, not to call out you or your staff specifically,” Williams said. “Plus, names like The Cardinal Conundrum (one of the alternative names I considered) didn’t seem so easily attached to the campus.”
     In regards to whether the licentious opinions expressed in Williams’ column reflect a real movement within the Jewell community, the blogger explained that, at the very least, the ideas expressed are something people are looking for themselves and reading. “Readers give legitimacy to my work. If people stop reading, I stop being relevant,” Williams said. “But because I had 300 unique visitors to the Hillbottom Monitor blog in the last 24 hours, my legitimacy and relevance are established.”
     Williams said that her columns are important to diversity with the choir of voices within the Jewell community that all too often come off sounding like only a trio or a quartet. Williams said “[The Hillbottom Monitor] challenges the assumptions of the Jewell community by asking the [members] to get out of their comfort zones and really examine their work. Satire requires interpretation, and if you interpret it as just an insult, you miss the entire meaning behind the work we publish by going with the easiest assumption.”
“I challenge the Jewell that the Viewbook [on the school website] presents by presenting Jewell (granted, in an extreme form for comedy) as it actually exists and without the glossy overcoats and staged photos,” the blogger said.


Friday, November 20, 2009

Read All About It: Jewelley Gets Published in Print. . . I mean ONLY in Print. . .

As of current (11:52 AM on Friday), my lovely friends at The Hilltop Monitor have yet to get their latest issue online. Thus, the republishing of the story that was written featuring an interview from yours truly cannot be featured yet on my blog.  This is just another reason that print media's relevance is falling like Gary Busey "flying" from a 12th story apartment building, and The Monitor's relevance is falling with him. By remaining traditionally published The Monitor is treating Online Publishing like the red-headed, leper step-child of the publishing family, which cannot continue forever.  Keep checking back and I'll have it online as soon as its available. Until then, enjoy my photographic creation:



–JW

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Music in Yates-Gill College Union a Growing Source of Concern

     Whether it’s Bread or Cake; Kansas or Toto, The Spice Girls or Spicy Muzak, Wham! or !!!, students are growing more and more concerned over the music played in the Yates-Gill College Union.

     “When I visited Jewell, they led me to think that this was an easy-listening school,” Perkie Cassins, first-year, said. “But I’ve been here for six weeks now, and I know that it’s fully Hot Adult Contemporary. I feel so betrayed and confused.”

     Both first-years and upperclassmen share a sense of disparaging disbelief as they ponder the William Jewell College they thought they knew and the William Jewell College they now encounter daily. Upperclassmen, however, are concerned that William Jewell is drifting away from the institution’s core beliefs.

     “It just used to be a much more wholesome atmosphere. My first couple years they played The Fray, Daughtry, and, when they were feeling rebellious, some Coldplay,” Jamin Murphette, fifth-year senior, said. “But I was going to lunch the other day, and you know what I heard? Lady GaGa followed by MADONNA! I just shook my head . . . The gays have finally taken over.”

     Added Murphette:  “And just for the record, I was not dancing to it. Got it?”

     Other students are confused by the almost daily changes in the Union’s musical stylings.

     “Yesterday it was the 80s station. The day before it was the 90s station. Today it’s the Top 40 station, but I’m pretty sure three days ago I heard some outlaw country,” an anonymous junior said. “Make up your mind, William Jewell! I know you want to appeal to everyone, but some of us would really appreciate some consistency.”

     Members of the College administration are expected to give a presentation on William Jewell’s musical identity at the next faculty meeting. According to an anonymous source, the presentation will include “a plethora of visual aides” and “metaphorical identity statements that kinda make sense, but not really.”


     Only time will tell, but this writer was assured, “The musical identity of William Jewell College will reflect its roots and current status within the community.”  In other words, say hello to Bluegrass.


--Jewelley Williams




Friday, October 30, 2009

Dr. Curr(y)-orium's Wonder Emporium

     I “hung out” in the Curry Library a bit Tuesday with my girlfriend to “test run” the new furniture and give you my opinion. In Senate, we’ve been gleefully awaiting its arrival for a while and now that it’s here, it seems a very momentous occasion that we needed to commemorate.
     Upon entering the library to the immediate left, the room features a four-person semi- private “workstation” with power outlets, a mass of “working space” and red, leopard-print mood lighting. It’s a great idea to get out of the dorm and add a little variety to your “interactions” in an environment established for the purpose. I encourage all students to come “check out” this place and use it for that next big position.
     Continuing through the Library on the right-hand side, you’ll find a room with two television screens and higher green chairs. The room will eventually be enclosed but is currently open. However, I can imagine once it is closed off, it will be an ideal place for groups to get together for those “collaborative projects and discussions.” The television monitors will be great for when your laptop screen just isn’t big enough, and I believe it will become a very popular room for a cardinal-tastic afternoon delight. Be sure to check it out when you get an opportunity to use it.
     The tables and chairs throughout the building are great and the staff is knowledgeable and experienced. The chairs have wheels making it easy to move about and grab your “belongings” off the floor without disturbing your neighbor or leaving her with rug burn.
     The second level has been designated as a “quiet zone” and signs directing you to the “independent study” rooms have been posted throughout the floor to remind students of that fact. For those students who can “function” only in the quietest of environments, this is a great improvement, alleviating the screams of ecstasy from this level of our “workplace.”
     The one problem I noticed on Tuesday, however, was the electronic equipment downstairs. Upon entering, only four of the back six devices were in working order and one was incapable of any vibration at all. I am sure these problems occur occasionally and hope they are fixed in a timely manner.
     I encourage students to voice their “opinions” of the new furniture after extensive trials at our next Senate meeting, Tuesday at 6 p.m. in Gano Assembly. Everyone is always welcome to sit in/on Senate meetings and get involved in the action.


–The Sex-Crazed Senator (Pictured In the Post Below)



The Sex-Crazed Senator

The Sex-Crazed Senator inhales knowledge on the Quad.



Friday, October 23, 2009

Ménage á Jewell: Housing Policy Questions More Than Alcohol

  Raspberry burst, pomegranate punch, oracious orange, or tangy original – whatever the flavor may be, I am a sucker (my latest fave is green apple bite). I learned this “lingo” during my semester in the swingers compound at Harlaxton College in Grantham, England. Many students who choose to study abroad do not explore all “housing” possibilities and find that variety of company a major plus.  Each karaoke night or costume party in the Bistro (the on-campus pub) became an excuse for students, faculty and staff alike to knock back a few pints and have a good time “enjoying each other’s company.”
  I never drank while I was overseas, but this didn’t stop my various phases of physical discovery. I made a promise to myself a long time ago that I would wait until I was of legal age before I drank, but explored my sexual identity starting at a Hanson concert in fifth grade. . . Mmmmmmmm-bop!
  I felt a bit of a letdown after all the European “hype” when I entered a monogamous relationship.  William Jewell College had a lot to do with my disappointment. When I returned, I was informed that I would be required to live on campus for the rest of my college career, thus effectively ending my business as a Craigslist “entrepreneur.” At this point my friends and I were already looking at houses for rent and gathering money for a down payment. I suppose it was a good thing we hadn’t already signed a lease, but I still felt sadness in my senior year would mean no “special time,” including Margarita’s Monday, Wet ‘n’ Wild Wednesdays, or Fist-Full Fridays.  I was devastated.
  But more than that, I was confused. How could the College expect every 21-and-over student to live on campus while not being allowed to drink in the privacy of their own rooms (let alone the paper-thin walls that are less than soundproofed)? It felt logical that a change in the housing policy should be accompanied by a change in the alcohol policy.
  Luckily I was not alone in my concerns. Members of last year’s Student Experience Task Force and Student Senate also noticed this discrepancy and began to push for change. They presented their suggestions to the Board of Trustees in May and, although it did not pass due to certain state and federal restrictions, it was the beginning of something progressive at the College. The fact that the Board would even consider it says a lot about “great thinking,” living what we “learn” and living responsibly in “community.”
  A story was printed two weeks ago in an issue of the Hilltop Monitor that covered an incident with “rambunctious behavior”  in Jones Hall.  The story did not cover just another on-campus alcohol bust, but rather an incident that involved underage first-years, a leather-cast swing and a newly designated senior-only residence hall. These factors considered, I have to admit that as a co-host of the event, I was disappointed that the Monitor had to cover it without including photos, videos or schematics. The College has not fully caught up with students’ need to live “independently,” but that does not mean that the students should not push their boundaries. The purpose of proposing a new policy is to show that students are indeed responsible enough to experiment on campus, in the privacy of their own rooms. It is imperative that we prove to the Trustees that we can handle a new freedom like this without violating federal Constitutionality.
  Since May, a new “Task Force” has compiled a new and improved version of the policy proposal. They are presenting it to the Board of Trustees this week, and I could not be more excited (legally). While I do realize that a new policy may not be implemented during my time at William Jewell, I am positive that it will eventually happen. Until then, I will dream of the day that I can visit campus as an alumna and “enjoy the company” of students, faculty and staff in William Jewell’s very own bistro.


–Deliciously Deviant Diva